The best and worst system admin jokes

(that you can use to impress or annoy your colleagues)

If you are a system admin, you know how stressful and demanding your job can be. Sometimes, you need a good laugh to lighten up the mood and make your day more enjoyable. Here are some of the best and worst system admin jokes that you can use to impress or annoy your colleagues.

Best jokes:

– How do you know if a system admin is happy? He doesn’t reply to your emails.

– What do you call a system admin who works from home? A sysadministrator.

– How many system admins does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just ssh into the switch and turn it off and on again.

– What do you get when you cross a system admin and a vampire? A bloodthirsty hacker or Richmond.

– How do you make a system admin angry? Delete his backups.

– What kind of beer does a sysadmin like to drink? Root Beer!

Worst jokes:

– Why did the system admin cross the road? To get to the other subnet.

– What do you call a system admin who likes to dance? A disco-tech.

– How do you know if a system admin is lying? His lips are moving.

– What do you call a system admin who is always late? A lag-master.

– How do you make a system admin happy? You don’t.

I hope you enjoyed these. Feel free to leave your favorite joke in the comments.